[So Kyrie's turkey came to life.

As she tries to subdue the creature by hitting it over with a chair and then hatstand, it still remains strong. In the midst of her battle she knocks over the phone and it phones in everyone to hear her battle.]

Ha-! This town sure likes to play around. Fine.

[The sound of breaking glass followed by a gun being ( Read more... )

I have a question - is it possible for the things we are returned to be mixed up. Like the mail was delivered to the wrong address? I think they might have given me someone else's package. The card says...18 times 365 times 24. Like a math equation. This is beyond bizarre

[Because what the hell is she doing getting a card saying "18 years x 365 ( Read more... )